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And when I make my contestant self insert a cunty unhinged trans man? And ship him with Frankie? What then? (His name is "cash rabbit" or just Cash for ease and I have already drawn him multiple times)
(Bonus points:He won so much that he managed to afford getting working rabbit ears because if Henrys head can explode and get blood everywhere then Cash can be a next level bunny kin)
(Bonus bonus points:Toxic yaoi.)
#porcelain posts#finding frankie game#finding frankie#self insert#selfship#please ask me about Cash#i can be trusted to infodump#you can stick your fingers#into my enclosure#trust me.
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#how we feeling bout the new episodes lads?#i'm doing super great and normal and definitely not feral at all please stick your fingers in my cage please you can trust me#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd season 2#ofmd spoilers#ofmd season 2 spoilers#edward teach#blackbeard#ofmd audio#(... i have hbomax but if someone could get me a mp4 of the new episodes that'd be real helpful. the screenshots i take off hbo are shit)#also i just looked it up and the song playing is Run From Me by Timber Timbre
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Just to minimize my chances of being genuinely misunderstood OR deliberately misinterpreted, and crucified for something I don't think, How Dare You Say We Piss on the Poor website etc...I'm gonna say this right up top. I absolutely understand why people don't like Thessaly as a character, if anyone does completely unironically stan her as some kind of feminist hero who Did Nothing Wrong uwu, I personally see it as a bit of a red flag. I don't like terfs real or fictional. In a vacuum, I could even completely sympathize and agree with the people who want her cut.
HOWEVER.
It's really something to me to see people clamoring for her to be cut, because she carries and expressed an ugly indefensible prejudice (transphobia) in words towards (1) person. Meanwhile Hob fucking Gadling enacted one of the most violent forms of antiblack racism I can even think of against thousands no, millions of people, the ripple effects of which still affect billions more today. Just a little light idk, profiting off the fucking slave trade and had to be told by someone else that it was bad...and he's a fan favorite.
People are saying Thessally being Dream's love interest reflects badly on him or is somehow endorsement by the narrative (?!?!?!?!?!? Didn't she (SPOILER ALERT AS IF IT MATTERS BY NOW) help participate in his extended assisted suicide? She's not painted as a great person to me just another character what are y'all SMOKING whatever fine. It's fine this is fine.) But shipping Dream with Mr. Former Slaver is not only not verboten or frowned on widely in the fandom but its THEE most popular pairing by far. So...why the difference?
Like where are the same fans who are saying Thessaly shouldn't just be more clearly shown to be wrong, she shouldn't even be in the show at all when it comes to Hobert's crimes??? Yes, transphobia is indefensible. Isn't racism?
And I hear the cries of "it's fiction!!!" Already rallying (if anyone who needs to hear this even sees it lol) to which I say:
HORSESHIT. I KNOW you don't, deep down, really agree because if you did, why get upset about Thessaly being included??? Why does what she said to one person matter if it's Just Fiction You Guyze. Fictional characters are allowed to do bad things and fiction isn't reality sweaty....except when you only apply that standard to fictional racists you like and simp for, but fictional transphobes you don't are SO HARMFUL they shouldn't even be portrayed in fiction.
Like. Give me a big fat BREAK. This looks like bullshit, no? I'm sorry, but I'd love for someone to try and give any other explanation besides one personally offended you or hit home for you, and the other doesn't.
And if that bothers you or you feel like it says something negative about you...idk what you want me to say??? You can't control how other people perceive you and that's how people outside this majority-of-the-fandom bubble see it. You don't need to respond, I just wish and genuinely hope this gives you a moment to think about why fans who ARE bothered by both (and not just paying lip service to being bothered by the one but railing against the other) are so frustrated with people saying everyone is welcome but in practice only bending over backwards for the comfort and emotions of themselves, and people they can easily relate to.
You don't have to like Thessaly (I don't. I find her an interesting antagonist, I don't stan her. And frankly imo likability is not. the point of her character) but you'll pardon me for feeling more than a bit cynical and side eying people's motivations for what seems a...pretty obvious double standard, on what fictional crimes related to real world issues matter to y'all, and which clearly don't. Either actually bring the same energy to the table for fictional people who committed atrocities, even if against a group you're not part of and thus don't feel the need to empathize with, or just carry on, but accept that you don't have the SLIGHTEST room to talk about cutting characters who do immoral things. And you also need to accept that you look like a hypocrite when you do.
#thessaly#wanda the sandman#hob gadling#fandom racism#I could've cried sexism!!! Problematic Male vs Female Characters except 1) I don't actually think that's the main reason *here*#2) there are WAY better examples of that particular double standard in this fandom#also i can admit when I'm a bit of a hypocrite or was.#i used to dip my toes into the dreamling stuff too early on#but idk. It just got too sour seeing ppl whitewash (lol I know I'm a comedian)#what he did over and over. And I genuinely had started to wonder#if the show hadn't included that particular crime and I'd just imagined it from the comics because#my memory is shit sometimes and I guess I was naive. I *wanted* to believe someone would talk aboutit#if it had made it in. but ultimately i went back and checked and no#and seeing how the whole fandom behaving affected my non-white mutuals some of whom...#like these are my friends man or ppl I just respect and I can't just. Ignore their feelings and their pov#and act like they werent making points or it doesn't matter#like it's all just fun and games for everyone on the same terms. And seeing how easy it was#for everyone to ignore was so unsettling. I couldn't keep pretending it was just fiction and didn't affect anyone real#Call me a bully a t3rf apologist (fuck you and for the record. no)#a puritan or a Fancop (actually stop comparing#people disagreeing with you online to what cops do. For fucks sake you just make it look like nothing is really real to you outside fandom)#whatever man. Whatever helps you sleep. I'm just gonna block you#if you're clearly sticking your fingers in your ears. engaging with you is a waste of time and energy then#Hell I have sympathy for anyone who doesn't like thessaly#especially trans fans. Especially rn. But lbr that sympathy for a lot of the white trans/queer fans only goes one way!!!#never gets extended to anyone else's issues. Like THATSthe issue. And it's shitty!#(sorry this post is not about me in the confessional lol that's why I put this at the bottom#I just had feelings to get out and yes its my blog but i didn't want to clog the airways)
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heres a spearmaster
#rain world spearmaster#spearmaster#rain world#rainworld#rain world art#rainworld art#rw spearmaster#my art#wawawa#i wanted em to look pointy#they have [1] more finger than organic slugcats so they can hold more spears#they are soft i imagine#(all sclugs are soft)#they are lightly slimed#so that their spears come out easier#its kinda like bamboo and grass#how the spears are prebuilt inside of them#but get inflated and dried simultaneously as they come out#theoretically you could stick your finger in their tail holes but they would freak the hell out#i want to hug them 🥺🥺🥺#they don't have a mouth#or jaw#their skull is a single piece#they have a star mark on their forehead#bc#suns#and stars#idk it felt nice :)#only the holes with the dots can make spears#the other ones are just patterns
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jamie thinks he's very funny. roy does not. (alt under cut where maybe roy thinks jamie is a little funny)
#ted lasso#royjamie#roy kent#jamie tartt#my art#they're fresh off a nail painting sesh with pheebz#local idiot has no idea he's t-minus two from being dumped on the office floor#jamie can be a sexy little secretary as a treat#this training kit is my favorite. can you tell#<- guy who only draws jamie in one very specific outfit#you can stick your fingers in the bar of my cage. i promise i am soooo normal.#this started as a joke but very quickly became not a joke bc they make me feel wild crazy insane#was fun trying to balance jamie being a sexy little secretary and also a beefy footballer#idk if i hit the mark but i did do my best
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#this question brought to you by: me writing 'thats all she ever seems to be in this body' and then going 'wait no wait no thats not right'#like. okay. if i say. she wants his body. im clearly talking abt two different..........physicalities lets say#she wants his body bc its unlike hers#but thats sort of like comparable to if yuo met future you and theyve been on hormones for years like#you want their body but thats still one and the same body you get me#or even just like. when youre 50 and you wish you had your 20 yo body or smth like that#you know what i mean?#its the same body it just changed#but if i phrase a phrase like 'in this body'. then it seems im separating them out#like this body is smth different from previous regenerations body#which. id ont think it is. i think its all the same body#but anyway. not sure what the exact difference here is that im putting my finger on#or Not putting my finger on#sticking my fingers IN#might just be semantics#but like. dont semantics matter sometimes#when words mean things#who knows#anyway swapping out 'body' in that initial sentence i wrote with 'regeneration' baaareeelyyy seems to solve the problem too#like i can get away with it. but its cheating. im not REALLY getting away with it#im still i think almost making the same claim i dont believe in re the bodies#anyway#can literally solve the problem by replacing 'body' in that sentence with 'lately'#fairly sure that fixes it#but not 100%
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This is long overdue, but here is the ref sheet for Klaus Lierstark! He's the main character of my personal passion project where he's a monster hunter who, due to specific circumstances, lost 10 years of his memory and is working with a demon to get them back. The two of them travel through the mortal realm and through different planes later on, solving different dilemmas and unearthing the greater plots at play in their world. they also discover more about themselves and each other along the way!
Hopefully now that i'm on summer break i can start posting more official stuff for this project of mine!! im so excited to finally have more time in my life to write more for Klaus and his world! i hope you enjoy reading thru it twirls hair stick around if you wanna see his boyfriend's demon patron's ref sheet in about a month hehe
Transcript for the written information on the sheet, expansions on said info, and closeup on details under the cut:
Klaus Lierstark (next to his basic outfit is his height: 6'6 or 200cm)
Human, White and Chinese
46 years old
Lives in the mountains as a monster hunter
10 years ago made a pact with a patron for magic
Recently lost those 10 years of memories
Made a new deal with demon patron that if Klaus acts as [the demon patron's] bodyguard, his patron will endeavour to help Klaus recover his memories
Now traverses the mortal realm with his demon patron, but starts developing feelings beyond the parameters of their agreement
✧ ABILITIES ✧
Enhanced strength and speed
Swift healing
message reception from patron (any distance and interplanar but only one way; Klaus can only receive messages from his patron, not send any)
Limited spellcasting (still in the midst of learning)
Proficiency with virtually all melee weapons
✧ LIKES ✧
Warm, thick clothing
Home cooking; doing it and eating it
Outdoor activities (eg fishing, hunting, hiking)
heavy/strong tasting food and drink
✧ DISLIKES ✧
Complex social situations (eg parties, negotiations; just any event where people's motives aren't immediately obvious and every word matters)
manipulative people/social situations (eg talking to someone who purposely misconstrues what you say to prove a point)
really humid and hot climates
Being idle in the same place/indoors for too long
✧ FUN FACTS ✧
Really high resting body temperature; feels like a furnace 90% of the time (really prone to overheating as a result, even in the mountains)
lactose intolerant
greatly enjoys romantic poetry and stories
most normal guy in the whole story (im not joking thats why hes the protagonist of the story because he's so normal)
Closeup on details:
(i will figure out how to do an image id for the ref sheets hopefully soon! theres so much text here already weeps)
#clerichs.png#did you miss me and my art teehee#ITS FINALLY DONE. THIS TOOK A MONTH BETWEEN PAPERS AND FINALS SOBS#klaus is real now..... now you can start to understand all his blorbo tags.....#hes just like me fr hes my forever babygirl#im so excited for this project omfg ive been rotating it since hs#and now i finally have the time and quality of life to create more for it#there is so much of me in this project but klaus specifically... my therapy oc its not even funny. that crook in his finger is from me.#this project is gonna be crazy and i wont even be able to share all of it... its okay yall will get tidbits ill dripfeed the lore#this is where things change and look up for me teehee i have a stockpile of content for klaus and his boyfriend#this project is so personal to me. learning to want to live again and to love life....finding your way in the world no matter where u are#hope and love and peace on the planet earf#NAYWAYS. YOU ALL WILL SEE MY INSANITY. SOON. STICK AROUND FOR THE RIDE.#my art#my artwork#original art#original character#original project#oc#oc art#oc artwork#digital art#digital drawing#character design#character art#character reference#artists on tumblr#klaus lierstark
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banned from the establishment for repeating the things kaine did to that old man
#my art#my oc#kaine silva#to shreds.#something something you can stop a wizard from casting spells by just sticking your fingers in his mouth#ill clean this up later. maybe. lets go gays#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3#baldur's gate 3#otp: souls of steel
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can I say something ..?
About these.?
Is this thing on?
#objectophilia#objectum#objectphilia#please#hear me out#Sticking your fingers in it while the heater is on and feeling the warmth of the car#drooling rn#Please objectum nation#Can you guys hear me??#sorry for this one#nsft#nsft implied
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how is everyone so short. im literally 176cm whats going on. y'all should've been drinking your milk
you wont be for long.
#come off anonymous i just wanna talk#u want to stick ur finger between the bars of my enclosure so bad. Like SO bad.#i am to be trusted near tall people and am a safe individual to be around#i would never lie to you. You can trust me#now stick your finger through the bars.#ask
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template and og tweet under cut
i couldn't choose his silliest frame so i just made a collage of possibilities, pls lmk which one is best so i can make it properly lol
#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor the radio demon#hazbin hotel memes#hazbin memes#meme template#alastor meme#twitter meme#funny#(i hope)#breaking news: your local least threatening goober could fucking devour you on a whim#hazbin hotel pilot#hazbin pilot#hazbin season 1#alastor frames#LIKE WHY IS HE LIKE THIS#why isnt he in a cage chained to the wall with a water bowl and a shitter hole so we can pet him through the bars. why isnt he.#i NEED this man to open a petting zoo for himself#his open mouth sillies are like when your dog/cat yawns so you stick your finger into the cavern to poke their tongue#i want to poke his tongue.#wait... are you telling me mr frog eyes mr every single reaction meme mr girlypop mr floofy ear boy can harm me????? 😳😳😳#also i mean it please let me know which of the options would work best for a single-photo version of the meme!!
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De-aging trope except it's Hizashi getting [temporarily of course] de-aged to that exact point in time where he recently lost Oboro and Aizawa is just loudly screaming "FUCK" about it for Multiple Reasons
#bnha#yamada hizashi#aizawa shouta#my ideas are sane and normal guys you can trust me come on#stick your fingers in my enclosure I won't bite :)#teen hizashi: is completely closed off from everyone and has shutdown#aizawa: hey can you give me a second. [screams loudly out the window] okay I'm fine this is fine
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they can see right through me / of course they can...
[collaboration with @dxppercxdxver again.]
#em draws stuff#flintlock fortress#team fortress 2#blood#gore#Surgery With Your Whole Polycule. As One Does.#one might think this is outside my artistic niche but do you remember that time I drew stephen maturin with all his skin peeled off...#'no I won't discuss the context' I say as I trip and a thousand-odd words of context fall out of my pockets#'y'know the thing where you stick your finger in the bullet wound to check the depth' I say like that's a nice monday morning statement#em cupola normal image time :]#(pretty proud of my normal image actually)#not fantastically on model face-wise (the up-the-nose angle is Hard) but I think I've got good hand recognizability going on here#the proportions are a little iffy but Hey I am not working with the most realistically-proportioned source material under the sun#you can kinda tell where I was really using myself as a reference and where I Wasn't. hmmm.#oh and lyrics on the drawing / in the caption are from the mountain goats' song of the same title
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#ok I get that everyone mad etc but it drives me crazy that prople act like Gaiman had little/no impact on good omens#that's just not true. there wouldn't be book without him as sure as it wasn't be without Terry#there for sure wouldn't be tv series and especially not with MS and DT as Aziraphale and Crowley#his voice clearly resonate through azicrowley relationships specifically#(I love Terry and his humor but tragic cross star lovers are not his strength#you all make jokes about how sandman dbd and go had the same hundred-years-slowburn vibe#that's what he brings into pairings!)#like you don't need to like him you don't need to discuss author at all! focus on text or on actor's choices etc#but like. it doesn't stop being Gaiman's work as much as Terry's and other people and pretending it is is like#sticking fingers in your ears and going lalala#people can do awful things to one people and wonderful and uplifting to other. that's reality babe! accept it!#I promise you won't become yacky because you read something by Gaiman!#but you *will* look suspicious pretending that you actually doesn't touch anything made by bad people and your fave book/show made only by#good and noble people#anyway. I don't actually care about this or Gaiman it's just that I saw several absolutely identical posts with same#'actually it was made by Terry and Gaiman like breathed a little at text so it's okay to like it because it's not actually Gaiman's work'
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i love cyberware. it's so intimate
#personal#it's so. versatile as a storytelling device and just as like. extension of yourself. there's so many things you can do with it#obviously there's the weaponry cybernetics like the mantis blades gorilla arms etc which already fucks on its own#because you can combine it with your oc's fighting style... like reid has a single mantis blade and a monowire#and he combines the two to land sickass combos in combat and it's FUN#then there's sooooo many options for medical cyberware but at the same time there's the whole cyberpsychosis risk that has to be#taken into account for stuff like that. but also you can think about how that would set in and how it can be prevented and all#cassidy has a lot of cybernetic bones to replace his own because a lot of them got shattered in a very bad accident he was in#mikhail has a spine replacement and protective plating to strengthen it#there's the obvious use of prosthetics but also think of like. implants and more invisible pieces of cyberware that could be#used to like. relieve or even get rid of [chronic] pain [that the user would otherwise have]#there's the whole intimacy of the personal link... being able to connect yourself to others and whatnot#i loooove thinking of like. people going through information on a datashard together by having one of them plug it in#and then the other person connecting through personal link to see the information too#or just the act of slotting in a datashard for someone else. waaahhhh#letting your friends give you decorative cyberware how some people would let their friends give them tattoos...#the process of taking care of newly set cyberware to make sure the part of your body around it doesn't go numb etc etc#and then if it's cyberware with open parts or whatever you can STICK YOUR FINGERS IN IT!#dev has the chest cavity thing with the wires. you can put your fingers in that. he would like it#beckett has the maw. when it's closed there's the one cybernetic line and guess what? you can put your fingers in that#and he would like it#anyway i can probably say more because this is definitely not everything that i'm thinking of but also my brain zoomed out#but like. do you understand me
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There was a turtle on the side of the road on the way home and my mom told me not to stop bc he'll probably be fine but what if he gets hit by a car. Should I go back
#he was in the bike lane but right by the white line#i think he was a snapping turtle#and my mom was like you cant pick up a snapping turtle!!!#yes you can tho. from behind#you just have to know its a snapping turtle and be careful and not stupid and stick your fingers in its face 😭
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